- "I've been used...cool."-Jason Biggs, American Pie.
- "Girls, can't live with them and they can't pee standing up."-Rube Baker, Major League 2.
- "They was pulling everyone over who was driving on that strip of sidewalk, and that's profiling and profiling is wrong."-Ron White, Blue Collar Comedy Tour Movie.
- "What does Ray-Ray do, he goes to Nashville. You know ain't no black folks in Nashville."-Steve Harvey, Kings of Comedy
- "I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck [referring to Silent Bob] none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it."-Jay, from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
- "And that ball is hit deep to right, and unless that's Shaquille O'Neal out in right that ball's outta here."-Bob Eucker, Major League.
- "I had a hard enough time trying to get this girl as a rich white man. Do you know how hard it's gonna be to try to get her as a broke black man? "-Chris Rock in Down to Earth.
- "There's a big rap concert in the Bronx tonight. Somebody's gonna die. "-Chris Rock in Down to Earth.
- "Excuse me while I whip this out."-the black guy from Blazing Saddles.
- "This man ain't no mother-fuckin' MC / I know everything he's got to say against me / I am white, I am a fucking bum / I do live in a trailer with my mom / My boy future is an Uncle Tom / I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob / Who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun / I did get jumped by all six of you chumps / And Wink did fuck my girl / I'm still standing here screaming "Fuck the Free World."-Eminem, 8 Mile
Wednesday, January 12, 2005
Top 10 Movie Quotes
In response to my friend's Xanga site, here are my 10 favorite movie quotes.
Posted by The Ludameister at 1:03 PM